The WAFER SKYSCRAPER
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

LIFE LESSONS

(Source: kiluas)


slapstick comedy at its FINEST
Are you going to class today? I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready.
- Pretty in Pink, Dir. Howard Deutch (via wordsnquotes)

When Internet Explorer asks me if I want to make it my default web browser.

kittiezandtittiez:



siriuslymeg:

Embarrassment journey, final answer.
blackballoonpublishing:

Reading is beauty. Beauty is pain.